tyleroakley:

me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*

vaspim2k13:

Taking selfies while sobbing just to see if you still look cute

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

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